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2013

  • Freshen Up
  • Paperwork Blues
  • Etching in the Rain
  • House of Blood
  • Catching Up
  • Dead Again

2012

  • So, uh ...
  • Backlog, Boston
  • Brighton Pavilion
  • Hotter than Pretty Much Anywhere
  • I Give Up
  • Olympic Fever
  • Time Flows, Memory Remains
  • En Garde
  • Writings of the World, Unite

2011

  • We Hate You, Gary
  • Happy Groundhog Day!
  • Pterodactyl Pond Scum!
  • James Franco Cannot Marry My Daughter
  • Irony
  • Thunder Up
  • Dog Gas
  • September 11

2010

  • Reboot
  • Falcon Eddie
  • And The Award Goes To
  • I, Hypocrite
  • Opening Night
  • Lost
  • Lost, the Answer
  • 'Nuff Said
  • We All Fall Down
  • By the Fatal Bear Bite of Saint Euphemia
  • Caryn Gets a Life
  • Waiting for an Oil Change

2009

  • Dressing with Wolves
  • Less Paperwork
  • Hope
  • Deep Fraud: A Bernie Madoff Cookbook
  • Senegal Bound
  • Mine Golde Doth Escape Mee
  • Phone a Friend
  • Home Again
  • Oh, Santa
  • My Grand Tour
  • The Huge and Depressing Potholes on My Road
  • I Like Kate Gosselin

2008

  • Keeping Up
  • Mistaken Identity
  • Happy St Patrick's Day!
  • China Thoughts
  • Body Counts
  • Tsk Tsk
  • Big Cat, Small Cat
  • Five Bears
  • Sausage Rules
  • Periodic Crashes
  • The Thunder Rolls
  • I Could Have Been a Contender on American Idol If Only Brain Dunkleman Were Still the Host

2007

  • Ice, Ice, Baby
  • Warm and Cozy Kharma
  • Goodbye, My Friend
  • Round Up
  • Fame
  • Fingers of Fire
  • March Away
  • March Madness
  • Scumbag Alert
  • Pit Free At Last
  • Morally Corrupt and Twice as Funny
  • Dead Sea Scrolls
  • Dogs Ate My Couch
  • Is Paris Incarcerated?
  • Happy Juneteenth!
  • YouTube Me
  • The Idiot in the Dell™
  • I Am Not a Crook
  • Patience is Not One of Nancy's Virtues
  • Who Can Forget?
  • Phoning It In
  • Shop Till You Shouldn't
  • Hairball

2006

  • Reprieved
  • Towel Day
  • Taxes Done!
  • Analyze That
  • Home is the Traveler
  • Ahhchooo!
  • Wah!
  • Why Can't I use "Buried Alive" as a Blog Title all Over Again?
  • We Won!
  • Good Riddance to Bad FrontPage
  • Publish or Perish
  • Dreamweaver Crimes
  • Whatever Can Go Wrong
  • Our Hearts Are Still Bleeding
  • Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
  • We Goofed!
  • Tsk
  • Spam Scam?

2005

  • Bearly There
  • Word from Jakarta
  • Martin Luther King, Jr.
  • Geekliness
  • Lock Up
  • Known Comforts
  • Everything Counts
  • The Price of Free
  • Cook That!
  • Ice Cream Tears
  • Irish E-mail
  • Affiliate This
  • Teleseminars
  • March Madness
  • Life Caching
  • Choices
  • Serenity Now
  • Burned on the Brain
  • Blog Basics
  • Thoughtless Cretins
  • Thanks, Mom
  • May Day, Mayday or Pangalactic Gargleblaster, Stat!
  • Triumph Of The Treacle Side
  • I just wrote "December" here.  What does that tell you?
  • Customer Service
  • Out of Sync We Are
  • I Hate Malware
  • I Apologize
  • To Free or Not To Free
  • Seduced by Delusions of Competency or Why I Am Not the Grammar Police
  • 24 Hours Later  
  • Quoth the Mad Web Lackey
  • I Am the Etiquette Police
  • Out Damn Code
  • Link That! 
  • Code Choking
  • Meltdown
  • On Target
  • Outstanding Customer Service
  • Software Dream
  • Lock Out at the Post Office
  • Do the Right Thing
  • Big Apology
  • Sure Thing
  • The Worst, Worst, Worst
  • Arrrrghhhhhh
  • Gates of Swell
  • Taxes or Titles  
  • What is Gimpsy Smoking?

2004

  • No Tai Chi for You
  • Rules of Engagement
  • Fiasco City
  • Blood on the Ice
  • Blame it on Varus
  • And The Scapegoat Is ...  
  • ASCII Directions 
  • New Motto
  • Moving Day
  • Who is Nancy?  What is She?
  • Nine Years
  • The Cheese Stands Alone
  • All Fed Up and No Place to Go
  • Dumbledores
  • Idiot's Delight
  • Well, Oh Yeah
  • Trunk Monkeys
  • Advertising Genius, I Think
  • FrontPage Really Sucks
  • Mega Problem
  • See Mystic River
  • Instructions R Not Us
  • We Must Be Nuts
  • Help is on the Way
  • Secrets and Lies
  • FTP This!
  • Repairing the Oversight
  • I Won!  I Won!
  • Our Petty Horror
  • Trickle Treat
  • Short Stuff
  • Panic in Prairie City
  • Phone Phreaks
  • Planning Ahead
  • All's Well
  • Grouse On
  • Meats and Other Food Groups
  • Normal Search

2003

  • A Pox on All Their Houses
  • Back in the Saddle
  • Picking Them Off
  • Exploding Heads
  • Almost Groundhog Day
  • Time to Hang It Up
  • Pulling My Hair Out
  • Hart of Darkness
  • Fighting Fire Ants
  • Wishing Upon a Star
  • Calling a Cuddle
  • Lying Spam-Weasel
  • Prune Tequila Ice Cream
  • Dog Thoughts
  • Unconscious Tyrannosaurus Defacer
  • Goat Soap
  • Spam Me No More
  • Grump, Grump
  • Choking on Code
  • I Do NOT Have a Septic Tank
  • Slaves of New Dork
  • Neatness Counts
  • I May Already Be a Winner
  • Let's Twist Again
  • Stove Wars
  • Decorations
  • I'm with Busey
  • Party Hearty
  • The Spam Also Rises
  • Mighty Hunter, Mighty Fighter
  • Good Samaritans
  • Giant House cats
  • Damned If I Do
  • Summer Blahs
  • 28 Days Later
  • Lost Passport Woes
  • Lost Passport - Part Two
  • She's There!
  • Total Information Overload
  • Go Lance, Go
  • New Attitude
  • Mistake Proof Fence
  • White Oleander
  • Boomer Sooner
  • Uh, Oh
  • Blue Screen of Cat
  • Back to School Piercings
  • Homecoming Shirts
  • Fiasco
  • September 11
  • Where Has Nancy Been?
  • Fireworks
  • Brain Overload
  • Breakfast with Imelda
  • The Rewards of Virtue
  • Crushed and Mutilated
  • Saved by the Bounty Hunter
  • Nancy's Famous Neighbors
  • Giving a Little
  • The Easy Way
  • Holiday Diets
  • Skip This Paycheck

  2002 

  • Spongy Spur-Galled Scut
  • Anointing by Guinea Pig
  • Tailectomy
  • Doughnuts and Feet
  • Good as Gold
  • We have a Dream
  • My Turn, My Turn
  • The Ice Age Cometh
  • Pizza Spinning
  • Aspirin and OJ
  • Copyright This
  • Chainsaw Cheers
  • Mandarin Fish
  • Banners Blazing
  • Snot on Legs
  • Ends and Odds
  • Dear Wayne
  • Going Digital Again
  • Choosing Up
  • Bunny Ears
  • Death Wish
  • Novocain
  • Point and Shoot
  • Black Panther
  • April 19th
  • Owner of Men's Necks
  • Scammed
  • Office Supplies
  • Flag Waving
  • Stop Screaming
  • Backache
  • Biz Cards
  • Browser Bowser
  • Combo Jumbo
  • Darn Nice Download
  • Out, Damn Frame
  • School's Out
  • Jet Lag
  • Fish Forever
  • Branding U
  • They Really Love Me
  • Bad Camera. Bad
  • Playing Catch Up
  • Woe, Woe, Whoa
  • Jesse Saves the Day
  • Going Ballistic
  • Perdition Looms
  • Heroes
  • International Spam
  • Martha Rules
  • Teddy Mania
  • Being Wari
  • Bloody Shoes
  • Déjà News
  • What Did Your Last One Die Of?
  • Out, Damn Spam
  • Trash Killers
  • Lightning Strikes
  • Our Evolution
  • Sisyphus
  • Wide Load
  • We Remember
  • My Trash, Your Treasures
  • Double Waterman
  • Nearly Naked
  • Migrating the Herd
  • Fax Spam
  • Insurance Policy
  • Bulging Monkeys
  • Marital Brain Damage
  • Château Central Oklahoma
  • Murdered in My Bed
  • Siege Mentality

2001

  • I Begin the Diary
  • E-Mail Signatures & Spam
  • I Hate FrontPage
  • Domain Forwarding
  • Go Team
  • Delete and Die
  • Links within Pages
  • Too Much Content
  • Error Watch
  • Link Testing
  • Growing Pains
  • Be Careful What You Ask For
  • Still More Feedback
  • Consistency & Positioning
  • Praise and Pans (Feedback)
  • Frames and Fun
  • Link Madness
  • Ragweed Madness
  • Fonts and More Fonts

  • Oklahoma City: Time Warp Again
  • Mailing Lists
  • Marketing Changes
  • Personal Publishing
  • Uncommon Customer Service
  • Clipping Art
  • Creative Efficiency
  • Planning Ahead
  • Bandwidth Theft
  • Tuesday Rants 
  • 200 and Growing!
  • More Useless Coding
  • The Shame
  • Too Many Hats, Only One Head
  • Seek and Ye Shall Find
  • Loved Him, Hated Him
  • A Scream in the Night
  • The Big Green Blob
  • Winning the Logo Wars
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Serendipity?
  • Link Swapping
  • Big Day for Microsoft
  • SOHO Lament
  • Taking Stock
  • Digital Cameras
  • Networking
  • Cognitive Dementia
  • Mea Culpa
  • Falling Scree
  • Top Level?
  • Déjà Vu
  • Publicity
  • Gain is Gain
  • Teamwork Day
  • How Secure is Your Password?
  • Motivation Methods
  • Snow Day
  • I'm Baack
  • Office Party Woes
  • Keeping Up with the Canines
 

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"The computer is better than me at chess ... but I'm better at karate."  Shoe

"I'm inflexible except when I change my mind."  Nancy Kamp

"For reasons I cannot fathom, I am not the boss of the world."  Gilliann Roberts,  Claire and Present Danger

"This is tiring work, so roughly 35,000 times a day, I have to take a break to eat something or drink something or scratch something."  Dave Barry

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Since I'm pretty good with titles - if I do say so myself, I'm always on the lookout for another writer who shows no mercy in that department.  That's why I started reading Jill Churchill's mystery series that includes such delights as A Groom with a View and War and Peas

Think about it.  Wouldn't you rather read The House of the Seven Mables than The House of the Seven Gables Nancy

PS It looks like some of Churchill's books are out of print so I've used a generic Jill Churchill link below.

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