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"Beautiful I am not - except in the eyes of my husband." Elizabeth Peters, The Golden One "Do not fall into the trap of looking for a perfect husband. ... You'll never find him. ... If a husband were perfect, you'd have to be perfect too." Edward Rutherford, The Forest "Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers." Unknown "Getting married is a party. Being married isn't as glamorous. You don't get to be a star all the time." Lee Madden "He who is well married is near to Paradise." Pierre Poupo "I have to tell the maid to buy diapers and get the pool boy to walk the dog? Can't I just make out with Kevin all the time? Being married sucks." Britney Spears "If God made the solutions, it would be simple, but unfortunately, the solutions are made by humans. And humans make mistakes." Ann Landers "If I marry again, you can kill me on the spot." Roman Emperor Claudius after ordering the death of 4th wife Messalina [see below] and before marrying his niece Agrippina, mother of Nero, who poisoned him "If my husband ever kissed me the way Gore kissed Tipper, I might not watch so much television." Kris Tierney-Sword "It isn't the size of the wedding that's important - it's the strength of your vows." Lynn Johnston, For Better or Worse "It's a real gift when you find someone to share your life with." Jennifer Aniston "Marriage is not merely sharing the fettuccini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettuccini restaurant in the first place." Calvin Trillin "Marry a chicken, follow a chicken; marry a dog, follow a dog." Chinese proverb "Matrimony ... is no more than a form of friendship recognized by the police." Robert Louis Stevenson "Marriage should be a duet. When one sings, the other claps." Joe Murray "Nothing spoils a marriage more than an overweight foreigner going through the floorboards." donquijote.org "When a man marries his mistress, a job opening is created." Unknown "People love Martians." David Letterman Martyr "One of the drawbacks to being a martyr is you have to die." Kevin Smith, Dogma Maryland - Meet Maryland's own Betsy Bonaparte "One should never venture to Maryland without provisions." Tamar Myers, Gruel and Unusual Punishment: A... Mask "We cannot see what our masks look like while we are wearing them." Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson, Sandworms of Dune Math "Math is a lot more fun when you're counting Halloween treats." Family Circus Maturity "A man isn't a man until he has to meet a payroll." Ivan Shaffer "Hands on rat removal turns boys into men." Home Improvement "I think I've actually turned into someone you want around after a crazed robot attack." Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV) "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." David Russell "The reality of being an adult is that you don't live any better than you did at home, but now you have to pay for it." Paul Maxwell, quoted by Burton Hillis, the man next door, Better Homes and Gardens "There are important basic principles that apply not only to politics and government but to real life as well. First, integrity and honesty do count. Second, beware of people making big promises. Third, ask questions. and perhaps most important, trust your instincts. If it feels wrong, it probably is." Alfonse D'Amato, George "To all you graduates as you go out into the world, my advice to you is, 'Don't go! It's rough out there! Move back in with your parents. Let them worry about it.'" Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School "You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever." Unknown "You can't go shopping with your mom forever." Amy Donohue "Tangible proof of the existence of God" Sultan ? of Morocco "Man is the only animal that can remain in friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat." Samuel Butler "Every new medium finds its exploiters." Unknown Medicine "No amount of medicine can make one immortal." Kate Horsley, Black Elk in Paris Mediocrity "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you suck forever." Unknown "Why create mediocrity when you can copy genius." Unknown Meditation "Meditation is for weak people with troubled minds." Andromeda "You can never have too many meerkats." Bill Allen "If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'" Unknown "The ideal committee is one with me as chairman, and the other two members in bed with flu." Lord Milverton Megaphone "You're never alone with a megaphone." Last of the Summer Wine Memory "A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial." Clifton Fadiman "A memory is a photograph taken by the heart." Daisy ad "Every man's memory is his private literature." Aldous Huxley "Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film." Unknown "Look it up - you'll remember it longer. Screw it up, and you'll remember it forever." Unknown "Memory is weapon sharp enough to inflict deep wounds." Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson, Hunters of Dune "Memory is a wonderful thing if you don't have to deal with the past." Before Sunset "Nothing is over if you don't want it to be. Every summer gets stored inside you. Years later, a taste, a time of day, a name, a face, a smell can bring it all back." Mary Ellin Barrett, Castle Ugly "Recall it as often as you wish, a happy memory never wears out." Libbie Fudim "The palest ink is clearer than the best memory." Chinese proverb Men "All men are idiots and I married their king." Unknown Menopause "What good are hot flahes if they don't burn calories? Shoe Mercury "The mercury in just one thermometer can contaminate at 11-acre lake." National Geographic Mercy "For mercy, one must have wisdom." Unknown "He who is merciful to the cruel is cruel to the merciful." Proverb Merit "You, boy, owe everything to a name." Mark Antony to Octavian, later Augustus Caesar "It takes a certain degree of character to become remembered as the most depraved and murderous nymphomaniac in antiquity." Philip Matyszak, The Sons of Caesar Metric system "Only three countries in the world don't use the metric system - Liberia, Myanmar, and the United States." Fareed Zakaria
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