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"I am virtually powerless in the presence of those two sadistic hippie bastards, Ben and Jerry." Rob Bartlett "I decided to ease my guilt with my good buddies Ben & Jerry." Laura Levine, This Pen for Hire: A Jaine Austen Mystery "I'll bet God invented ice cream to make up for broccoli and carrots." Dennis the Menace (cartoon) "There are deeds which demand a big drink with umbrellas in as a reward. And there are deeds which demand ice cream. Christmas shopping demanded ice cream, and it was going to get it." Kerry Greenwood, Forbidden Fruit Ice Fishing "Ice fishing is the answer to the question, 'To what length will a man go to avoid his life and family?'" Bill Geist, CBS News Sunday Morning "To the uninitiated, the most exciting part of ice fishing is when they shuffle the cards." Bill Geist, CBS News Sunday Morning Icelander "No one suspects an Icelander." Samantha Who? "Jesus, Buddha, Starbucks - all the major icons of our day." Stephen Colbert "A new idea is often the result of two old ideas meeting for the first time." American Electric Power ad "An idea that stuns you instead of making you laugh stands a good chance of being a break through idea." Jon Spoelstra, Marketing Outrageously "Ideas not put into practice are merely dreams." Unknown "Most radical ideas are wrong. It's wise to be wary of them - especially when they are your own." Rich Cifelli "Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it is the only one you have." Emile Chartier "The best way to get a good idea is to get lots of ideas." Linus Pauling "There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come." Victor Hugo Identity "An identity is questioned only when it is menaced." James Baldwin Idiot "No matter how badly the idiots may outnumber you ... they're still the idiots." Daria Ignorance "If ignorance were cornflakes, you'd be General Mills." Ed Zoty "Ignorance is like bad breath: You usually don't know you have it." Brian Gigee "Ignorance is the womb of monsters." Henry Ward Beecher Image "Do you control your image, or does it control you?" Progressive Baker "Image is safer than performance because if you do something, you might make a mistake." Jim Boren "It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody." Richard M. Nixon "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog." New Yorker cartoon "Raise your image." Unknown "The tiger dies, but his stripes remain." Malay proverb "The way to gain a reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear." Socrates "The worst thing you can do for your image is go to prison." Eric Dezenhall "Volunteers ... rated both male and female candidates higher on trustworthiness, ability and attractiveness when the candidate was pictured with a dog." Study by Sam Houston State University Imagination "A man’s life is dyed the color of his imagination." Unknown "A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral." Antoine de Saint-Exupery "An idea is salvation by imagination." Frank Lloyd Wright"Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to popular belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young." William Somerset Maugham "Imagination is more important than knowledge." Albert Einstein "Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine, and at last you create what you will." George Bernard Shaw "It is the starved imagination, not the nourished, that is afraid." E. M. Forster "It's kind of fun to do the impossible." Walt Disney "Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future." Charles Franklin Kettering"Your imagination has the ability to immobilize you." Michael Crom Immigration "If America has a core competitive advantage, it is this: every year we take in more immigrants than the rest of the world together." Fareed Zakaria "Foreign students and immigrants account for almost 50 percent of all science researchers in the country [US]." Fareed Zakaria "My great-grandfather did not travel across 4,000 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this country overrun by immigrants." Stephen Colbert Immortality "I intend to live forever – so far so good." Unknown Impatience "Don't push the river, it flows by itself." Unknown Importance "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." Albert Einstein "The work matters. The people matter. The tools matter." IBM ad "To the world, you may be one person. But to one person, you may be the world." Brenda Wiggins Impossible "Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties." Doug Larson "Before you reject a task as impossible, ask yourself why God presented you with this thing to do." William E. Barrett, A Woman in the House "Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself." A. H. Weller "There is nothing impossible to him who will try." Alexander the Great "We're a million miles from Earth inside a giant white face. What's impossible?" Mission To Mars Impression "Everyone likes a good Christopher Walken impression." Lisa Lutz, The Spellmans Strike Again Improvement "How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." Anne Frank Inactivity "I like the word 'indolence.' It makes my laziness seem classy." Bern Williams "Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity, and in cold weather becomes frozen: even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind." Leonardo da Vinci "Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time." Unknown "The ultimate penalty for inaction is finding yourself out of business." Unknown Independence "The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been." Alan Ashley-Pitt Indifference "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." Homer Simpson, The Simpsons - The Complete First Season Indignity "We can't always choose what we must endure. Indignity, at least, can be survived." Mary Reed and Eric Mayer, Two for Joy Indulgence "If once a man indulges himself in murder very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination." Thomas de Quincey "There are worse sins in life than fine bedclothes." Candace Robb, A Gift of Sanctuary Inferiority "No one can make you feel inferior without your permission." Eleanor Roosevelt Infidelity "Infidelity destroys lives." Unknown Influence "The purpose of influence is to speak up for those who have no influence." Rick Warren Information "As a general rule, the most successful man in life is the man who has the best information." Benjamin Disraeli "Information is only as valuable as its source." Dan Brown, Angel and Demon "Information is so powerful that the assumption of information, even if the information does not actually exist, can have a sobering effect." Freakonomics ''Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by barbed wire, it wafts across the electrified borders.'' Ronald Reagan "Roughly 90% of all your decisions are made without the benefit of the information you already have." Sybase ad "The bottom line on the Internet, or any business for that matter, is information alone is not power. Information that's executed on and quickly is power." Chris Knight "We get more information than ever, faster than ever - yet we never have enough information and we never get it fast enough." Geraldine Laybourne Injury "People who were dropped on their heads always worry someone will steal their stout." Frank McCourt, Angela's Ashes: A Memoir Injustice "Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope." Robert f. Kennedy "Injustice only breeds instability." Unknown Innocence "If innocence could keep us alive ... we'd all be saints." John D. MacDonald, Lonely Silver Rain "The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves, but who think others are." Josh Billings Insanity "Don't surrender your sanity to someone else's insanity." Naomi Judd, Naomi's Home Companion: A Treasury of... Insomnia "The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning." Sandy Cooley Inspiration "A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle." Unknown "Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working." Pablo Picasso Instant Messaging "I think, therefore I.M." Zits Instinct "Instinct is an unfiltered form of intelligence, beyond the reasoning we use to mislead or reassure ourselves." Christian Jacq, Ramses, Vol. IV Ramses "Insurance covers everything except what happens." Unknown "Insurance is just gambling, with bets in writing." Thomas Perry, Death Benefits "The only thing you buy you're afraid to use." Alonzo Bodden "Your medical doesn't cover you for immolation by reptiles." The Chronicle Integrity "Everyone has his price." Napoleon Bonaparte "Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless. ... Knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful." Samuel Johnson "No one with real integrity tries to sell their integrity to you. People with real integrity hardly notice they have it. You see a [political] campaign that focuses on character, rectitude, probity, and that's exactly when you should start asking yourself, What's this guy trying to hide?" Karen Joy Fowler, The Jane Austen Book Club Intelligence "Hire intelligence." Cecilware ad "Intelligence devoid of emotion is nonfunctional. However smart a robot or computer might be, it can only do exactly what you tell it to do and stop. To keep thinking, it has to want to. It has to be motivated. You can't think if you can't feel." Terry Jones, Douglas Adams' Starship Titanic "Smart is beautiful." AltaVista ad "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." Albert Einstein "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function." F. Scott Fitzgerald Intention "The smallest deed is far greater than the grandest intention." Unknown "People try to follow rules. There aren't any rules. ... There's no such thing as the decorating police who will come and lock you up for life." Monique Gibson "Every day without the Internet is frustrating." Unknown "If you see anything important on the Internet, could you please write it down?" Scott Adams, Dilbert "It's on the Internet. I looked it up." Martha Stewart on disabling electronic monitoring devices "Nobody gets shot on the Internet." Andrew Papachristos "The Internet has a short attention span." Unknown "The Internet is not the boss of you." epicRealm ad "The Internet is so big, so powerful and so pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life." Andrew Brown "The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting." Dave Barry "Everybody should only be free to do things that I agree with." Maphi "I hate people who are intolerant." Laurence J. Peter Invention "Invention breeds invention." Ralph Waldo Emerson Investment "I live the sound of a stock splitting in the morning." Ameritrade ad "If the advice comes directly from God, that's one thing. If it comes from somebody else, check it out thoroughly." John Martin (?), ABC News "Never invest in anything that eats or needs repairing." Billy Rose Iowa "Nothing but corn and fat people." Saturday Night Live, 2004 Iran "The Iranian government announced they are going to start their own national e-mail service as a way to build trust with the people. Because if there's anyone you can trust with your e-mail, it's the Iranian government." Jimmy Kimmel, 2010 Iraq "Iraq is nothing without me." Saddam Hussein at his death Ireland "Come dance with me in Ireland." William Butler Yeats, I Am of Ireland "For the Irishman, talking is a dance." Deborah Love "It's not a sin not to be Irish, but it is a great shame." Sean O'Huiginn Islam "A peaceful faith, a fanatic few." Newsweek "I am a real Muslim. Islam is the religion of peace." Saleh Abdullah Kamel Israel "Too much history and too little geography" Unknown Istanbul "Istanbul is a bridge that unites sides." Pope Benedict XVI "You can have the universe if I can have Italy." Giuseppe Verdi
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