Madness

"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."  ?Nathaniel Lee?

Magic  

"There is no such thing as magic."  Uncle Vernon in J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone...

Magician

"We need more magicians."  Stuart M. Kaminsky,  Now You See It

"I like to let my mail age for several months, in case it contains scorpions."  Dave Barry

Maine

"In Maine we really have only three seasons: mud time, Fourth of July, and pretty good snowmobiling."  Sarah Graves,  Unhinged

Mall of America  

"The Mall of America has more than 500 stores.  I got the impression there were at least 10 stores devoted just to refrigerator magnets.  Also, every 35 feet there's a store selling food.  So basically you have thousands of people circulating around, shopping and chewing.  It's the ultimate American vacation experience.  The only thing that would improve it is if you could rent burros the way you can in the Grand Canyon so you could shop and chew in a seated position."  Dave Barry

"By the data to date, there is only one animal in the Galaxy dangerous to man himself.  So he must supply his own indispensable competition.  He has no enemy to help him."  Unknown

"Man is the only species who plants a crop he can't eat but still has to mow every week."  Unknown

"Man is the cruelest enemy of man."  Johann Ficte,  The Vocation of Man

"Of all the many wondrous things, nothing is more wondrous than man."  Sophocles,  Antigone (Greek Tragedy in New...

Management

"All management is making choices."  Unknown

"Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work."  J. G. Pollard

"Lots of folks confuse management with destiny."  Kim Hubbard

"My management theory is that nature makes everyone useless in their own way."  Dilbert

"Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself."  A. H. Weller

"The problem - and the solution - is management."  Don Peppers and Martha Rogers 1 to 1 [ The One to One Future: Building... ]

"The worst rule of management is, 'If it ain't broke, why fix it?'  In today's economy, if it ain't broke, you might as well break it yourself because it soon will be."  Wayne Calloway

"There can be no worthwhile battle of ideas within the organization if the reward is disfavor and ill will from the boss."  Ray E. Brown 

"There's a fine line between managing and being totally useless."  Dilbert's boss by Scott Adams in Dilbert

"Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it."  David Starr Jordan 

Manners

"Extending an invitation is to assume responsibility for another's happiness for the entire time spent under one's roof."  Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

"Good behavior is the last refuge of mediocrity." Henry S. Haskins 

"Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot." Clarence Thomas 

"I don't eat very pretty or drink very pretty.  I'm not real refined in that way."  Jada Pinkett Smith

"Most of the guests respected the pristine tablecloth and wiped their hands on their clothing or on the backs of passing dogs." Ian McDowell,  Mordred's Curse

"People should not bite other people."  Mister Rodgers

"Politeness is half good manners and half good lying."  Mary Wilson Little

"Politeness is the art of selecting among one's real thoughts."  Madame de Staël

"You don't hafta worry about inviting me to dinner ... I'm already here."  Dennis the Menace   

"We are all manufacturers.  Some of us make good, some make trouble and some make excuses."  Unknown

"A map of the world that does not include Utopia is not worth even glancing at, for it leaves out the one country at which Humanity is always landing."  Oscar Wilde

Marketing 

"Marketing is not a battle of products, but of perceptions."  Jack Trout

"There's a fine line between marketing and hate."  Scott Adams,  Dilbert

"Two Barbies are sold every second."  David Hoffman,  Kid Stuff: Great Toys from Our Childhood 

Martial arts

"As for the martial arts, I own a gun."  P.J. O'Rourke